unclefather:

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

(via satvrnkid)


yerawhovianharry:

if you ever see a really white concealer and think “who’s pale enough to wear this lol” chances are i can wear that concealer

(via satvrnkid)



tyleroakley:

my youtube friends mean the world to me and idk i just really love them thanks youtube for bringing us together, thanks y’all for not minding when we hang out on camera

(via tyleroakley)


what she says: i'm fine
what she means: m8 last night we had some mad banter. we was out with ricky aka rickinator 3000 aka captin clunge and we were feeling right peckish after buyin some trainers from JD when he said oi lads who fancies some cheeky nandos and we were like ricky u ledge that sounds sick let’s smash it so we had an extra spicy chicken then we went out on a lash and ricky necked 10 points and got hammered. m8 it was sick.

where-is-the-apple-juice:

sebastlianstan:

Uptown funk would’ve made it onto the shrek soundtrack

that’s the truest statement i’ve ever read

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cruciatuz:

Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if one only remembers to turn on the light.”

(via queenie-goldstein)


year6luke-deactivated20180105:
“ I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
”

year6luke-deactivated20180105:

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

(via queenie-goldstein)